Laughter is a good medicine, they say.
I was browsing through our December 2009 Reader’s Digest subscription the other night when my eye was caught on the Laughs! page.
Here’s a portion of the Laughs! page…This can give you some few seconds of laughs. Enjoy!
In cyberspace, they make fun of companies that keep you on hold forever. Here are a couple of messages local mental health organizations might wish to consider.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeteadly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiply personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you…